Last Updated: Sunday December 10, 2023
Fanedit of the Month

Fanedit Title: Jurassic Park: Blood, Sex and Dinosaurs (a.k.a. Jurassic Park Grindhoused)
Faneditor Name: Silph Secret
Original movie Title: Jurassic Park
Fanedit Type: Fanmix
Original Release Date: June 11, 1993
Original Running Time: 126 minutes
Fanedit Release Date: September 2022/ November 17, 2023
Fanedit Running Time: 117 minutes
Time Cut: Approx 35 Minutes
Time Added: Approx 27 Minutes
Brief Synopsis: Scientists recreate dinosaurs for a theme park on a remote island... in the seventies. Kinda. Ignore the computers.
Intention: To create a funnier, sexier, bloodier 70s grindhouse version of Jurassic Park, just for fun.
Changes and Additions:
- Audio and visual distortions added to replicate grindhouse feel
- Theatrical introduction with two trailers
- Replaced dinosaur effects with cruder SFX
- Restored Phil Tippet's claymation wherever possible
- Added subtitles to Spanish dialogue
- Replaced score with 70s music (and one song from the 80s)
- Replaced/added sound effects
- Alternative dialogue
- Shortened some sequences to speed up pacing
- Added "filming mistakes" and errors in the media (i.e. boom mics, crew/equipment in shot, distortions/errors in the medium)
- Replaced Mr. DNA's voice with original dialogue performed by Reve Rued
- Added subtitles to the Mr. DNA video
- Alternate shots sourced from various behind-the-scenes footage
- Cut the sick triceratops sequence
- Numerous momentary gags
- Added an intermission with relevant advertisements
Other Sources:
- Regal Cinemas 1993 Introduction
- "Soul Thing" by Tony Newman
- That 70's Show
- "The Valley Of Gwangi" Trailer
- "Cowboy Song"
- Thin Lizzy
- "When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth" Trailer
- "Love Monster" - Dr. Hook
- "Run Through The Jungle" - Creedence Clearwater Revival
- "Prehistoric Beast" (1985)
- "Work To Do" - The Isely Brothers
- "Ghost Song" - The Doors
- "Witch Doctor" - Instant Funk
- "High Velocity" - Keith Mansfield
- "Brontosaurus" - The Move
- "Jurassic Park" Trailer
- "The Making Of Jurassic Park" (1993)
- Recovered footage of "Jurassic Park" deleted scenes
- "The Last Dinosaur" (1977)
- "Pain" - The Grass Roots
- "Spanish Amigo" - Ken Boothe
- "Do The Right Thing" (1989)
- "Cities On Flame With Rock & Roll" -Blue Oyster Cult
- "On Days Like These" - Quincy Jones
- "The Detectives" - Alan Tew
- "Chains And Things" - B. B. King
- "Gremlins 2: The New Batch" (1990)
- "Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood" (1996)
- "On The Road Again" - Barrabas
- "Pulp Fiction" (1994)
- "Get Bi Tonight" (1991) - "Stomp!"
- The Brothers Johnson
- "Jurassic World Evolution" (Video Game Footage)
- "The Professionals (Theme)" - Laurie Johnson
- "Moondance" - Van Morrison
- "Jackie Brown" (1997)
- "Fresh" (1994)
- "Super Mario Kart" (Video Game Audio)
- "Super Mario Kart 64" (Video Game Audio)
- "Edge Of Darkness" (1985)
- "Carribbean Queen (Extended)" - Billy Ocean
- "Jurassic Park" stop-motion and CGI test footage
- "Between The Lines" (Rap Genius Series)
- "One Of These Nights" - Eagles
- "Gypsy" - Dio
- "Rat Race" (2001)
- "Dinosaur!" (1985)
- "She's Gone" - Hall & Oates
- "Rockin - Poppin Full Tilting" - Lee Alfred
- "Big Little Lies" (2017)
- "Big Love" - Fleetwood Mac
- McDonald's Commercial (1993)
- "Jurassic Park" for Sega Commercial (1993)
- "UNIX: Making Computers Easier To Use" (1982)
- "Lovely Day" - Bill Withers
- "Rated X" - Kool & The Gang
- "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" - Allman Brothers Band
- "Go The Fuck To Sleep," read by Samuel L. Jackson
- "Keep On Jumpin'" - Musique
- "Heroes End" - Judas Priest
- "Dance Electric" - The Pointer Sisters
- "Dinosaur Planet" (2003)
- "Prehistoric Planet" (2022)
- "Rumble" - Link Wray
- "Gimme Shelter" - The Rolling Stones
- "Stayin Alive" - Bee Gees
- "Barracuda" - Heart
- America On-Line Audio
- "Supernature" - Cerrone
- "You Did It Again" - Kleeer
- "Carribbean Queen" - Billy Ocean
- "Walking With Dinosaurs" (1999)
Special Thanks: Thanks to Reve Rued for providing the voice of Mr. DNA. Thanks to Steven Spielberg and everyone involved in the production of the greatest film of all time.